butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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