Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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