i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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