anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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