it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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