That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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