i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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