Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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