He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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