Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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