D3 body, D1 cock
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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