she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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