Are we in a gay sports bar?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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