Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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