Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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