he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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