just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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