i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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