Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Enjoy the penises
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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