and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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