Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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