Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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