doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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