i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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