This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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