I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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