It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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