That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
how does that bad decision feel?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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