No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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