I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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