Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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