Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(985): View more from Louisiana

There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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(480): View more from Arizona

i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend

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(661): View more from California

the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."

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(630): View more from Illinois

How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

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