i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
True college students do jello shots in the library
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