if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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