I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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