My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
