David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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