did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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