my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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