What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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