well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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