yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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