I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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