I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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