i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
