I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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