thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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