help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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