sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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