How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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