in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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