should my penis look like a turkey
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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