if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So much rum. So many feels.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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