This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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