So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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