I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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