Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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