rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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